Sports Bitches

3 comedians yappin about sports.

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Episodes

Hoinking Your Doink

Tuesday Feb 25, 2025

Tuesday Feb 25, 2025

The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with some laughs over Sarah's "healing potion" and Megan's son Conrad's potty training. They move onto the NFL where they discuss the contradictory stories about the Philadelphia Eagles visiting (or not visiting) the White House and former wide receiver Steve Smith being caught with another man's wife. The group is upset over Wemby's injury especially after the poor NBA All-Star Weekend and they weigh in on the New York Yankees lifting their 'beard ban.' The show rounds out with Rachel's question of what is the age range you think you could kick someone's ass?

Benihana Birthdays

Tuesday Feb 18, 2025

Tuesday Feb 18, 2025

The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with a double birthday as both Megan and Sarah celebrated on Monday! After they both gave a rundown of how they celebrated, they moved onto the recapping the lackluster NBA All-Star Weekend. The trio shares some ideas of how they'd improve it and give props to Mac McClung for winning his third dunk contest. Since Monday was also Presidents Day, they give out some sports figures they think would do a great job if they were ever elected into office. The show rounds out with the gals laughing about some NFL player's off-season cheat meals and Sarah's thoughts on the Unrivaled Tournament. 

Sarah's B*tches

Tuesday Feb 11, 2025

Tuesday Feb 11, 2025

The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Rachel saying how she is sick and saw a person get kicked off her flight on her way back from attending Super Bowl LIX in New Orleans. The trio recaps the game including how dominant the Philadlelphia Eagles were, Travis Kelce's comments about potentially attending the White House, Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance and Cooper DeJean having the best birthday you could ask for. Next, they joke about the funny reports from the Philly police scanner, go over some other NFL news, discuss Luka Doncic's Lakers debut and give out some predictions of who will be in the Super Bowl next year!

Rachel Takes a Pregnancy Test

Tuesday Feb 04, 2025

Tuesday Feb 04, 2025

The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan and Sarah reacting to Rachel taking a pregnancy test right before we hit record! After the negative test result, they move onto recapping their trip to Cosm Los Angeles to see Caitlin Clark's jersey be retired by Iowa after the Hawkeyes defeated USC. Next, the trio dives into one of the biggest trades in sports history - Luka Doncic being acquired by the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis. After suggesting places where Luka can live in LA, they preview Super Bowl LIX by predicting what will happen during Kendrick Lamar's halftime show and who they think will win between the Philadelphia Eagles and Kansas City Chiefs. The show wraps up with their thoughts on Myles Garrett requesting a trade from the Cleveland Browns.

Ghost Dong

Tuesday Jan 28, 2025

Tuesday Jan 28, 2025

The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the news that the trio will be at Cosm in Los Angeles to watch the USC vs Iowa Women's Basketball game on February 2nd. Next they get into the NFL head coaching hires where we saw new Jacksonville Jaguars HC Liam Coen give a strange press conference and for some reason the Dallas Cowboys hired Brian Schottenheimer. The gals admit they were all rooting for the Buffalo Bills and now we have to watch the Super Bowl no one wanted between the Philadelphia Eagles and Kansas City Chiefs. They joke about what could be the worst things that happen on Super Bowl Sunday before rounding out the show with the winners of Sports Bitch of the week. 

We Hired A Witch

Tuesday Jan 21, 2025

Tuesday Jan 21, 2025

The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan giving a new size update of the baby and some funny talk surrounding cosmetic procedures. Next, the group dives into the NFL playoffs where they all say why they want the Bills to finally get over the hump and beat the Chiefs and why a virtual reality headset may be the reason why Commanders QB Jayden Daniels defeated the Lions. The show rounds out with Megan saying why she loves the Ball family including LiAngelo Ball's new song.

We Love LA

Tuesday Jan 14, 2025

Tuesday Jan 14, 2025

The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches. The show begins with the group discussing the horrific events ongoing in Los Angeles with the wildfires impacting everyone here. After hearing about their difficult week, including Rachel assisting the Red Cross, they transition to football where they recap Wild Card Weekend. They debate if the Rams can go on a Super Bowl run, who should get the Dallas Cowboys head coaching job and why AJ Brown was reading on the sideline? They wrap up the show with their NFL Divisional Round game picks and give out a special Sports Bitch of the week.

Let Us Pray

Tuesday Jan 07, 2025

Tuesday Jan 07, 2025

The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! Rachel starts off the show talking about her trip to the Peach Bowl where she witnessed one of the best college football games ever between Texas and ASU - she is hooked! They move onto the NFL where we just a few coaches become victims of Black Monday. The trio gives out their picks for the NFL Wild Card round and the show rounds out with some advice for Tyreek Hill and the Sports Bitch of the Week winner.

New Year, Same B*tch!

Tuesday Dec 31, 2024

Tuesday Dec 31, 2024

The gals are back from their holiday break and start off this episode of Sports Bitches with some very exciting news shared by Megan! Ahead of the second round of the CFP and with Rachel in Atlanta for the Peach Bowl they dive into the matchups between Texas vs Arizona State, Ohio State vs Oregon and Notre Dame vs Georgia. With the NFL season nearly wrapped up, they dive into why it pays to be an offensive lineman (and to have a rich QB), Beyonce's halftime performance on Christmas Day and a salacious story that happened inside the Buffalo Bills stadium. The show rounds out with Rachel's new perspective on Aaron Rodgers after watching his documentary on Netflix and Megan's Sports Bitch of the Week!

Home Alone Casting: NFL

Tuesday Dec 17, 2024

Tuesday Dec 17, 2024

The gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches with Megan recapping the very fancy Christmas party she went to. Next, they dive into the NFL Week 15 by laying out the playoff picture, how we feel about the Bills and Lions after the high scoring affair we saw in Detroit with Buffalo coming out on top, if Patrick Mahomes' injury will be a problem and what's wrong with these ultra-negative fans? With Travis Hunter winning the Heisman, the group reacts to the criticism his fiancee received after the ceremony. The show wraps up with some very fun Home Alone comparisons to NFL teams! 

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